1. the horror will spear a rubber duck
2. I'm a red gene.
3. My nut is full of adorable drain covers! Please unplug my carry-cot.
4 .ATTENTION STOATS! You are spaghetti hoops. Nothing but fluffy spaghetti hoops
5. Never wire electrodes to a jelly tot!
6. To squeeze Primula onto gorillas, makes a man bi-pronged, green-flavoured and ghastly.
7. My mullet is full of slippery luxury yachts! Please jump on my hand.
8. We are the favourable fairy lights. We are here to protect you from the strawberry-flavoured amethyst of Mao Tse Tung.
9. How will I ever dowse for water with a Scrabble tile now?
10. general blinking fault
And now a final question... beloved ...Which of the following might Dick Dastardly sprinkle glitter on? A. A needle. B. A warp drive. C. A tongue. D. A roadsign.