FOR THOSE WHO GET THEIR WORMS MIXED UP
JoyHere are some fine new words for your dictionary arrived at by the simple mathematical process of adding one letter.
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people
that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone
layer, unfortunately, shows little signs of breaking down
in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are
running late.
10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got
extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending
off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the
Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through
the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem
smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed
just after you've accidentally walked through a spider
web.
16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that
gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot
be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.
In addition = alternate meanings for common words.
1. coffee , n. the person upon whom one coughs.
2. flabbergasted , adj. appalled by discovering how much
weight one has gained.
3. abdicate , v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. esplanade , v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. willy-nilly , adj. impotent.
6. negligent , adj. absentmindedly answering the door when
wearing only a nightgown.
7. lymph , v. to walk with a lisp.
8. gargoyle , n. olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. flatulence , n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone
who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. balderdash , n. a rapidly receding hairline.
11. testicle , n. a humorous question on an exam.
12. rectitude , n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by
proctologists.
13. pokemon , n.. a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. oyster , n. a person who sprinkles his conversation
with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the
soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts
worn by Jewish men
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